Levi’s Ex-Girl Pregnant. The Soap Opera Continues

Posted on July 31, 2010


It may well be that Levi Johnston will end up with as many children to his credit as Democrats have Congressional Black Caucus members under ethical probes.  He and Bristol announced just a couple of weeks ago that they were back together and would be married over her parents’ objections.

But according to Levi’s ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, she is pregnant and Levi is the father.  Levi has denied this saying that she was dating three men at the time he was dating her.  That makes it so much better, Levi.

According to Garcia, she and Bristol were best friends before Bristol took Levi from her.  Garcia apparently loves to undercut the Palins having chosen to be interviewed by the tabloids during the election 2008 campaign:

I didn’t believe it, I never dreamt she was capable of doing that to me. But when I called her she just said, ‘I’m so sorry, I couldn’t help it. Levi and I are together now and I think he’s the man for me.’ I put the phone down and have not talked to her since. I was distraught for a year — I missed Bristol desperately but also Sarah, who was like a second mom to me. Neither of them have tried to contact me, though — which says something about how ruthless they can be. The phrase Sarah used comparing herself to a lipstick-wearing pit bull is spot on.

And now, Garcia is stepping in to claim her share of the 15 minutes of fame Levi and Bristol are claiming.

Levi insists the baby is not his.  Three men were dating Garcia during the time she conceived – more information than we need to know about one of his ex-girlfriends.

Bristol is thinking over matters.  One can hope she turns over a new leaf.  Levi is a hunk, no question but his judgment is impaired.  Leave him to Cathy Gifford or whatever the name of that loud and obnoxious and unfunny comedian he has escorted from time to time.

Sarah Palin is not part of this soap opera.  She knows both Bristol and Levi very well.  She has remained outside the circle of heat surrounding Levi and Bristol.  Just remember, Reagan had big troubles with his grown children when he was in the White House.  Thank God he lived long enough to see them recant their former positions.