Has Gaddafi Been Watching Old Monty Python Videos?

Posted on March 22, 2011

Well, Well, Well, we all know that Muammar is nothing if not resourceful and has underground bunkers to which he withdraws during US air attacks.  It was only a matter of time before he resurfaced to rail at us again.  This time, his utterances have taken a decidedly Monty Python turn:

“We will not give up,” he said to a crowd of supporters, many of them waving green flags in a speech broadcast on state television. “They will not terrorize us. We are making fun of their rockets. The Libyans are laughing at these rockets. We will defeat them by any method.”

Observe the original as the French spit upon the English:

Gaddafi may be a bad actor in his outrageous self-designed wardrobe but he is deadly in what he can achieve and in who he can influence.  There are those in the Middle East and elsewhere who are happy to let him be the one to bog us down in Libya for years.  He is part of a larger end game and so far, he has escaped a penalty flag.

Best of all, Gaddafi will be only too happy to open up the floodgates of immigration to Europe as Castro did for the US.  In the recent past he has asked the EU for a great deal of money to keep would-be African immigrants at home. He knows right where to strike us for his benefit. [The Independent]

Clearly the US military needs to read up on crazed gophers and their nocturnal habits to flush him out.  And we need to get the job done before the French and English start up their ancient blood feud again. Go-daffy, Go-daffy, G’ day!

Posted in: HUMOR, LIBYA