Attention Europeans: How to a Make an Ethnic Comeback

Posted on April 15, 2011


Attention, Europeans.

Pack your bags.

The only way to turn the impossible situation in the Middle East around may be the reverse of what is being done to the west: overwhelm and overcome by massive immigration.  Just how many ethnic groups other than the native Arabs and Persians and visa-loving Chinese live in the Middle East?  Not many.  Here is our chance.  But once there, you have to multiply and I don’t mean using a calculator.

The key to final victory will be overcoming  a lagging birth rate.  OK, let’s start by establishing an international fee-based organization “Surrogates for Elder Life Extension.”  This will quite literally give us “seed” money to ensure enough surrogates.  Already Americans have been heading to places such as India for these services.  Imagine, an American service desk in India but helping with contraception and not computers.

Recently ZaZa Gabor’s husband, 67-year old Prince Frederic von Anhalt,  indicated that he and Zaza want her to become a mother again at aged 94.  With multiple hospitalizations this year already to her credit and one that resulted in the loss of a leg, her husband has worries that the end is near,  How could he not grant her this last lewd wish?  In his upset, he mouthed this:

In life you need something to live for,’ he said. ‘If my wife passes away before me, I have nothing to live for.’

With a grown daughter by her union with Conrad Hilton, perhaps  this prince of a man misspoke and meant to say “I will have nothing to live on.”
As you can see, there will be many reasons people will want to pay to increase the birth rate and who are we to deny them?  Bizarre, you betcha but hey Europeans everywhere, time to step up to the plate and deliver or as Sarah Palin would say:  time to reload.  Make love not war.  Procreate to save the state.  Already we are painting  signs for our first march on Mecca:

NORTH AFRICANS FOR ITALY; ITALY FOR NORTH AFRICA

HOMELAND SWAPS WORK

COUNT SPERM; NOT BLESSINGS

THANK GOODNESS I’M  IRISH AND HAVE A  SURROGATE

To NATO that has said it is now out of planes; stand fast.  Never fear, more soldiers and factory workers to make planes are on their way.  The time lag is unfortunate but we have been going into war short of supplies and men since Viet Nam.

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